my dick fell off
Yeah I think my vagina found him though
happens to the best of us
Mines still there it’s just like 1/36th of a millimetre D:
Tbh I kind of wish mine would. I'd be a lot richer and calmer without that bastard influencing my decisions
That said maybe I wouldn't. Most decent sensible things I do, from having a job to basic hygiene, are only done to try and impress women. Take that away and I might be EVEN MORE of a disaster.
oh my god was that not a hotdog on the ground that I just ate
please tell me you used condom…ments